One,
I am so frickin' torn. Even though I know it might not be a good idea, at all, part of me would really love to see Scotland stick it to the English, and go out on their own.
Nick C and I even have a great idea for their new currency: The 'notes' (bills) would be called The Scots Dram. And their coins would be called Rocks, like the ice in their drams of whiskey.
And, two,
Even though the Wife does not believe me, I have officially suspended my support for the NFL for an indefinite period of time. We are through. It is just too much shit to take, and I would not be surprised, or even that upset, if the NFL ceased to exist. I am done with it.
In my defense, I have quit major sports before. I quit the NBA nearly ten years ago, and have not watched a single regular season game all the way through since then. I have seen some Mavericks and Warriors playoffs games, but my interest is pretty weak. I am barely engaged, and hardly even know the players these days.
As for college football. Well, if the Sooners sucked, I would probably abandon it, as well. The Sooners are a weakness I might not be able to defeat. Maybe the Sooners could win it all this year, start sucking next year, and I could kick American football all together!
--Ardent
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