Yes, the Wife and I watched The Canyons, and this is my report, to wit: Bret Easton Ellis is still a purposely provocative asshat. James Deen should
not quit his day job. I have no idea what the hell happened to Paul Schrader. And, Lindsay Lohan looks absolutely awful, a fifty year old face and body on a mid twenties frame.
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| Not only is the cinema dead, but all life is all pornography on smart phones. |
Moreover, I have prepared for you lucky readers a The Canyons Haiku Poem Review. Here it is:
Cinema a stiff,
Insists Schrader and Ellis,
And see Lohan's tits!
Like I said, you are flipping welcome.
P.S. And then bam.
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