A.J. Brown: Yeah, so, ... uh, item: We need to have a conversation about the mood of the British Parliament, the bumps in the road ahead, and whatnot --
MALCOLM TUCKER: I'm sorry, I don't, this, uh, situation here ... is ... is this it? No offense, son, but, I mean, you look like you should still be at school with your head down a fucking toilet.
A.J.: Your first point there, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take it. Your second point, I'm twenty-two, but, uh, item: It's my birthday in nine days, so, if it would make you feel more comfortable, we could wait.
MALCOLM: Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burnt this tight-ass city to the ground in 1814, and I'm all for doing it again. Starting with you, you frat-fuck. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it'll come outta your ass like the wee tail on a Playboy Bunny.
A couple of notes: The "kid" is an actor named Johnny Pemberton, and the second season of Veep starts on April 14th, a week after my birthday. Woo-hoo!