Feb 11, 2012

Ides of March is not very good.

Renee and I were particularly underwhelmed.  Like a lot of films it gets off to a very strong start but loses focus right after Ryan Gosling and Evan Rachel Wood consummate their affair.  More on this later.

You are not sure what Clooney and Heslov's point is.  That politics is dirty and underhanded? That politicians will always let you down? The mercenary nature of politics? That politicians can not help but sleep with young, hot interns? Did we not know all this, already?

And what a waste of talent, my goodness! Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Gosling, Wood, Clooney, Paul Giamatti, Marisa Tomei, Heslov, etc, ...

Once again, like Crazy Stupid Love, the best scene in the picture is a romantic seduction scene between Gosling and Wood.  It takes place at a Ohio campaign HQ in Gosling's office and it is extremely sexy, with Ms Wood getting all the really good lines.
"Are you a Bearcat?"

(And Ms Wood is really starting to make an impression with me, personally.  I tried True Blood and can not get in to it, but she was astounding in Todd Haynes' HBO Mildred Pierce and she is delicious in Ides.  Plus, she can sing and dance, i.e. Across the Universe.)

Renee then made an excellent point.  Take a look at Gosling's CV.  It is atrocious.  Time and time again Renee and I have watched a Gosling picture and it has been awful.

Here it is (from imdb):


Lawless (pre-production)

2012 Only God Forgives (filming)

2012 The Gangster Squad (post-production)
Sgt. Jerry Wooters

2012 The Place Beyond the Pines (post-production)
Luke

2011 Drunk History Christmas (short)
Pa

2011 The Ides of March
Stephen Meyers

2011 Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Jacob Palmer

2011 Drive
Driver

2010 All Good Things
David Marks

2010 Blue Valentine
Dean

2007 Lars and the Real Girl
Lars Lindstrom

2007/ Fracture
Willy Beachum

2006 Half Nelson
Dan Dunne

2005/ Stay
Henry Letham

2005 I'm Still Here: Real Diaries of Young People Who Lived During the Holocaust (TV documentary)
Ilya Gerber (voice)

2004 The Notebook
Noah

2003 The United States of Leland
Leland P. Fitzgerald

2002 Murder by Numbers
Richard Haywood

2002 The Slaughter Rule
Roy Chutney

2001 The Believer
Danny Balint

2000 Remember the Titans
Alan Bosley

1998-1999 Young Hercules (TV series)
Hercules
– Life for a Life (1999) … Hercules
– Valley of the Shadow (1999) … Hercules
– Ill Wind (1999) … Hercules
– Apollo (1999) … Hercules
– Mila (1999) … Hercules
See all 49 episodes »

1999 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (TV series)
Zylus
– The Academy (1999) … Zylus

1999 The Unbelievables (TV movie)
Josh

1997-1998 Breaker High (TV series)
Sean Hanlon
– To Kill a MockingNerd (1998) … Sean Hanlon
– Heartbreaker High (1998) … Sean Hanlon
– Chile Dog (1998) … Sean Hanlon
– Lord of the Butterflies (1998) … Sean Hanlon
– Kiss of the Shy-Er Woman (1998) … Sean Hanlon
See all 44 episodes »

1998 Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy (TV movie)
Tommy

1997 Frankenstein and Me
Kenny

1996 PSI Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal (TV series)
Adam
– Dream House/UFO Encounter (1996) … Adam

1996 Kung Fu: The Legend Continues (TV series)
Kevin
– Dragon's Lair (1996) … Kevin

1996 Avonlea (TV series)
Bret McNulty
– From Away (1996) … Bret McNulty

1996 Goosebumps (TV series)
Greg Banks
– Say Cheese and Die (1996) … Greg Banks

1996 Flash Forward (TV series)
Scott Stuckey
– Double Bill (1996) … Scott Stuckey
– Skate Bait (1996) … Scott Stuckey

1996 Ready or Not (TV series)
Matt Kalinsky
– I Do, I Don't (1996) … Matt Kalinsky

1996 The Adventures of Shirley Holmes (TV series)
Sean
– The Case of the Burning Building (1996) … Sean

1995 Are You Afraid of the Dark? (TV series)
Jamie Leary
– The Tale of Station 109.1 (1995) … Jamie Leary





Okay:  Drive, Half-Nelson, and Blue Valentine are all good.  I will give you those.  And I guess I can give you Remember the Titans, too.   But I will not allow Lars or The Notebook to be considered good films.  And Fracture is certainly one of the worst films of the last decade.

Meanwhile, check out Michael Fassbender's CV (he is three years older than Gosling):


Twelve Years a Slave (pre-production)

2012 Prometheus (post-production)
David

2011 Haywire
Paul

2011 Shame
Brandon Sullivan

2011 A Dangerous Method
Carl Jung

2011 X-Men: First Class
Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto

2011 Jane Eyre
Rochester

2011 Pitch Black Heist (short)
Michael

2010 Fable III (Video Game)
Logan (voice)

2010 Jonah Hex
Burke

2010 Centurion
Centurion Quintus Dias

2009 Inglourious Basterds
Lt. Archie Hicox

2009 Fish Tank
Connor

2009 Blood Creek
Richard Wirth

2009 Man on a Motorcycle (short)

2008 The Devil's Whore (TV mini-series)
Thomas Rainsborough
– Episode #1.4 (2008) … Thomas Rainsborough
– Episode #1.3 (2008) … Thomas Rainsborough
– Episode #1.2 (2008) … Thomas Rainsborough
– Episode #1.1 (2008) … Thomas Rainsborough

2008 Eden Lake
Steve

2008 Hunger
Bobby Sands

2007 Wedding Belles (TV movie)
Barney

2007/ Angel
Esmé

2006 300
Stelios

2006 Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV series)
George Abernethie
– After the Funeral (2006) … George Abernethie

2006 Trial & Retribution (TV series)
Douglas Nesbitt
– Sins of the Father: Part 1 (2006) … Douglas Nesbitt

2004-2005 Hex (TV series)
Azazeal
– Where the Heart Is (2005) … Azazeal (credit only)
– Noir (2005) … Azazeal
– With a Little Help from My Friends: Part 2 (2005) … Azazeal
– With a Little Help from My Friends: Part 1 (2005) … Azazeal
– Ella Burns (2005) … Azazeal
See all 13 episodes »

2005 Our Hidden Lives (TV movie)
German POW

2005 Murphy's Law (TV series)
Caz Miller
– Boy's Night Out (2005) … Caz Miller
– Hard Boiled Eggs and Nuts (2005) … Caz Miller
– Strongbox (2005) … Caz Miller
– Disorganised Crime (2005) … Caz Miller
– The Goodbye Look (2005) … Caz Miller

2005 William and Mary (TV series)
Lukasz
– Episode #3.3 (2005) … Lukasz

2004 Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking (TV movie)
Charles Allen

2004 A Bear Named Winnie (TV movie)
Lt. Harry Colebourn

2004 A Most Mysterious Murder: The Case of Charles Bravo (TV movie)
Charles Bravo

2004 Gunpowder, Treason & Plot (TV movie)
Guy Fawkes

2003 Carla (TV movie)
Rob

2002 Holby City (TV series)
Christian Connolly
– Ghosts (2002) … Christian Connolly

2002 NCS Manhunt (TV series)
Jack Silver

2001 Band of Brothers (TV mini-series)
Sgt. Burton 'Pat' Christenson
– Points (2001) … Sgt. Burton 'Pat' Christenson
– Why We Fight (2001) … Sgt. Burton 'Pat' Christenson
– The Last Patrol (2001) … Sgt. Burton 'Pat' Christenson
– The Breaking Point (2001) … Sgt. Burton 'Pat' Christenson
– Bastogne (2001) … Sgt. Burton 'Pat' Christenson
See all 7 episodes »

2001 Hearts and Bones (TV series)
Hermann
– Episode #2.6 (2001) … Hermann
– Episode #2.5 (2001) … Hermann
– Episode #2.2 (2001) … Hermann


Fassbender already has Hunger, Shame, Inglorious Basterds, A Dangerous Method, Jane Eyre, Band of Brothers, Fish Tank, an X-men movie, 300, and is currently working on his third film with director, Steve McQueen.  Sure, Fassbender's been in some crap, too, but that is a v impressive CV with some trophies sprinkled in, as well.

I like Ryan Gosling a lot.  But he either needs a new agent or he needs to do like he did with the astonishing Drive and take the project on himself and hand-pick his director.


All my love,
Ardent



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