Ever notice that most Straight Edge folks

"I am CJ and I have way more soul than you."

(And I said most, mind you) are sanctimonious, self-righteous blowhards, insanely intoxicated with the sound of their own voice?

And that they all seem to be Dudes?

They are almost as bad as Fundies.

Good grief, have a glass of wine, already, guys.

(My Straight Edge, vegan co-worker, Jackson, is the exception that proves this rule.)