Those folks of us with ladyparts loooooooove themselves some Paul Ryan.
Fox News this morning has been all LL Cool P all the time. They have trotted out Jan Brewer, Kay Bailey Hutchison, and the Queen of Alaska, herself, Sarah Palin. They have got themselves a serious new Manfriend, if you know what I mean. He is hunky, he shoots guns, he hates Medicare and Social Security, he is white, really white, he drives a truck, loves Jesus and Ayn Rand! -- a multi-tasker! -- and I am sure will drive all those with ladyparts absolutely wild with desire! It is like The Beatles landing in New York all over again.
Keep running with this, folks. Gonna be a winner.
|LL Cool P iz in the heezy, y'all!|
Meanwhile, gas prices are way up this past month, so, folks at Fox News are definitely cracking open their 1997 Screaming Eagle Cabernets right now. Time to par-tay!